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No one told me.

January 19, 2011

What I Wish I knew before becoming a mom:

Kids are time-consuming.  They need to be taught so much in such a short amount of time.  The demand all your attention.  They want every minute of your day even before you wake up.  They scream. They yell.  They fight.  They poop and pee on you, sometimes even projectile vomit, because you overfed them (four times, it has happened).

Stretch marks are a badge of honor to be worn with pride. (but I’m so tired of looking at them).  Your pooch tells a story of place where the kids were nourished and loved and fed before entering a world with demands and noise and color and sound.

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One Comment
  1. chuckle permalink
    January 19, 2011 5:49 am

    true dat.

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